SALESPERSON OF THE WEEK

“Hello, I’ve got an 18 foot pine church pew to sell” he said, on the phone.
“Well, it’s a little too big to fit in our shop” I said.
“Ah, I thought of that – you could cut it in half and then you would have 2 pews” he said.
“Has it got 2 end panels?” I said.
“Yes, indeed it has” he said.
“Then I would have one pew and a plank” I said.
Long silence.

“Yes, yes, I suppose you would, err....that’s not much use, is it?” he said.
“No, not really” I said.
“O.K. sorry to bother you – bye now” he said.
We award him Sales Strategy Man of the Week.