RANDOM CHRISTMAS PRESENT BUYING

We already know that someone out there is going to come into Nest in the next few weeks and buy a really unexpected Christmas present. Now, up until 20th December, this will be a woman. After this date it will almost certainly be a male and really could mean the purchase of absolutely anything!

We look forward to seeing all you males in the last few days before Christmas with that wild, desperate, haunted look in your eyes.

“Might I suggest a nice piece of taxidermy for the wife, this Christmas?” I shall say.

“Anything, and can you wrap it?” you will reply, and hand your credit card over.

Happy Christmas shopping everyone!