I bought a really beautiful fox the other week. He’s in a sitting position with his big bushy tail wrapped around his feet. I decided at the time to take him back to the workshop for a little repair work so popped him in the back of the van along with my football gear. A few hours later, running late for football and having forgotten about the fox, I opened the van door and scared myself stupid! I also made some sort of reflex kung fu defensive move which I’m sure is now being re-run repeatedly on the sports centre CCTV.
So the staff will be very pleased that I got a dose of what they feel when I leave a new piece of taxidermy somewhere in the shop for them to find!
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